30 Hilariously Creative Yard Sale Signs Everyone Should See

"GARAGE SALE!! FOLLOW ME!"

Real talk, I would follow this kitty anywhere -- to the ends of the earth even!

"I don't always go to YARD SALES, but when I do I turn here."

Okay, you have our attention. We don't always go to yard sales, but when we do, we buy from the most interesting man in the world. 

"Shop til you Drop! (dead)"

Listen, as an avid retail therapy shopper, don't threaten me with a good time. This is one funny yard sale sign! lol

"YARD SALE"
"Did you go?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"Almost nothing."

Should we be this blasé? Absolutely, yes. Always for a good sale. 

"CHEATING WIFE GARAGE SALE. ALL MUST GO! LIKE HER!"

Gotta make the best of a bad situation, no?

"Meet Katy Perry: At our garage sale*"

The asterisk says Katy was invited, but that doesn't mean she will attend. Clearly the queen of funny yard sale signs!

"Random Crap"

Lets spend the next 30 minutes rifling through your random crap! Maybe it could be our crap. 

"Thaturday -N- Thunday YARD THALE"
"We got a late start..so we will be out till dark!!!"

Can't believe they didn't continue the joke with the late "thart" -- oh, wait. No, I get it. 

"OMG Becky Look at Her Sale"

It is so big, she looks like one of those clearance guys' girlfriends. 

"Life is like a YARD SALE, You never know what you're gonna get"
"I pity the fool wh odoesn't stop at this YARD SALE!"
"OH! A YARDSALE"
"Cash me Ousside at my yard sale!"
"Bring your kids Bring your wife 'cause we are selling everything out here!"

We really hope to cash them all outside, but please have Venmo or Cash App -- thx. 

"Going to JAIL SALE"

The only answer that truly matters here: is the stuff stolen or can we actually buy it? 

"YARRRD SALE"

If you wanted funny yard sale signs, boy did we deliver! lol

Can't wait to browse this kitty's wears. Hopefully, there's some good fuuurrrniture. 

"STOP AT THIS YOU MUST"
"HUGE SALE"
"YARD THALE"

We've seen some of these signs before, but the people shapes? That's extra creative. 

"YARD SALE. Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am. YARD SALE FOR THE CURE"

Michael, "why use lot word when few word do trick?"

"YARD SALE"

Gotta admit that hanging the undies there really grabbed our attention, but is this a yard sale we want to go to?

"Y U NO BUY EVERYTHING? YARD SALE"

SRY. I'M ON MY WAY.  

Our funny yard sale signs are def here to inspire you.

"IS IT A YARD SALE OR A REALLY INEXPENSIVE DEPARTMENT STORE? COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!"

Macy's and Sears better step up their game!

"GARAGE SALE. Come get some great stuff for less than coffee...or just come and watch me cry as I sell really great stuff that doesn't fit in my DC Studio."

Are D.C. studio apartments really that small? We almost feel bad for the person

"NEAT JUNK"

Anyone else miss Ernest? This is a sure-fire way to get us going to the yard sale. 

"YAHD FRIGGIN' SALE"

Using the Boston accent is Wicked Smaht!

"We've got GADGETS & gizmos A PLENTY!"

Wonder if they have whozits and whatzits. We could also use a new thingamabob.

You got it right? We hope you got it. This was top tier among the funny yard sale signs.

"YARD SALE"

Those abs will attract people from miles and miles away. 

"You Stay Classy!"
"Come to our SALE. Don't act like you're not impressed!"
I don't know how to put this but my yard sale is kind of a big deal!!"

Using Anchorman quotes works every time, 60% of the time.

"HUGE SALE!!
- Lots of stuff
- really great stuff 
- the best stuff
-let me tell you, it's great stuff...
- the best stuff!"

Don't find anything? Well, that's just SAD!

"YARD SALE
Clothes? Treat yo self
House Decor? Treat yo self
Halloween Costume? Treat yo self
Toys? Treat yo self
Furniture? Treat yo self"

Treat yo' self? Don't mind if I do! My wallet says no, but my heart says yeessss...

"This is the SALE You're looking for"

The guy just waved his hand, and I emptied my bank account. So weird...

"GARAGE SALE
Crap You Need"
"GARAGE SALE!
Craps Gotta Go!"
"GARAGE SALE!" 
"Our Crap Could Be YOUR CRAP!"

According to the reviewers of this Amazon product, people tried to buy her signs -- not her crap!

And that it for our funny yard sale signs! Hope you like it!